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Chinese Words Joke
By peace | March 7, 2008
The White Cat was once a Lost Sheep! But now the Sheep Evolved. Its genes mutated. It becomes the mutated cream cat.
Someone wrote this to me:
i just surfed by your page by doing a net search for window blinds. its amazing where cyberspace can take you. anyhow, you truly are a very deep and creative person. glad to have crossed paths with you. take care.
Your Feedback Is Important To Me
Thank You for your precious time to leave an email to me. I received many spams everyday. Sometimes, I do not even know which mail is real, which mail is not real. I even received email from myself! Too immune and too numb by now to do anything already.
Faith = My Strength
I have people who rated my site as NEGATIVE, very bad, WORST. Fine, I take it. I continue and I believe in myself. I do not need lots of people. All I need is one single soul. And I believe I can if I think I can. And that He Believed and he said,”He Believes” and still he said He Believed. Believe in what? He said he “Believes In God”. He believes the existence of God.
The Light That Shines In Our Home
Clara said,”He might be fake fake one.” She said she believes, then I asked her,”You got fake fake one a not?” Then Ricsson said,”I believe! God, Yahweh!”
The Human wearing white sheep fur, got stabbed.
Singaporean Joke: The Marriage of Two Lost Sheep
Yesterday, while eating lunch, Richard and I had great laughs of dirty joke, and hilarious joke of ourselves.
Joke of The Lost Sheeps — White Sheep and Black Sheep
Richard said I got to thank him. I said,”Yes, Indeed. All because of you. Otherwise how can I see the Light today?” I was saying he was a lost sheep all the while. And this particular day, he said I was the Lost Sheep on the mountain — 迷途高羊, that is the exact words he said. What is the meaning of the words, I don’t know — I just know the words 迷途= lost way, 羊= sheep. 高羊=? Which gao(Hanyupinyin)? 高 or 稿, both are gao. So funny, if 迷途高羊 means the lost and clever sheep, if 迷途稿羊= lost and anyhow ‘mix around’ sheep. What a hilarious joke. I think he is the latter case. Both of us are lost sheep, I am the white sheep and he is the black sheep. How funny. We laugh until cannot laugh.
Joke from the white sheep and the black sheep
Then he was telling me again about this word 哗然之间=suddenly, I never studied this before, never come across this words before. Then he said 哗然之间, 我想睡懒觉.
哗然之间, 我想睡懒觉 = 哗然 (wa lan) 之间 (zhi jian) , 我想 (wo xiang) 睡 (shui) 懒觉 (lan jiao)
In Dialect, Hokkien/Teochew, Penis = Lan or Lan Jiao (dialect bad words, vulgar)
哗然之间, 我想睡懒觉 = 哗然 (wa lan = oh my ‘lan’) 之间 (zhi jian) , 我想 (wo xiang = I want) 睡 (shui= sleep) 懒觉 (lan jiao = Penis)
Then I said if got such words, then you don’t make me Du Lan 肚烂 = Angry. Then he said I Kam Lan = Stupid. He said,”我只用成语讲话.” Then I said,”You Cum Lan Lar.” (Cum Lan = suck cock)
Words from the Grey Sheep
This is crazy. How words can mislead people, can corrupt people and can influence people. Words, funny or not, depends on what you think and words, meaningful or not, depend on what you know.
Power of Words
Words are so powerful. Words differentiate between us from our surrounding flora and fauna. — The animals and the plants. Such simple logic, and you will be surprised not many people know. Take a look at my household members. Even the oldest sheep does not know. The oldest sheep, the so-called leader of the pack, the elderly sheep that rule the home, said HE is no different from the animals. I laugh my ass out. He is no different from the beast! I asked Clara, and she told me all about the differences between the appearance and shapes of animals and human beings. I asked Ricsson, again, he had the close answer as mine. At second attempt, he said, “Animals cannot talk.”
Plant your head with Good Words
Good words will grow into wisdom on your head. The Bible is a book of God’s Words, the words to achieve Great Life. God is my belief. God’s Words are precious and valuable.
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